The best - and most creative - Italian insults

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In Italian a person who is very unattractive is called a "cesso" (toilet). Toilet photo: Shutterstock
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When it comes to insults, no-one does it quite like the Italians. Whether it's a simple hand gesture or an imaginative curse, they have a gift for expressing displeasure, even if their insults don't quite translate into other languages. Here's our pick of the most creative rude terms, but be warned: these are not to be used at dinner with your Italian in-laws.

Li mortacci tua! | Your bad dead ancestors!

Family is everything in Italy, so you know you're in trouble is someone starts insulting yours - especially dead ones. This Roman expression implies the recipient is descended from ancestors of questionable morality. Not to be used lightly.

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Stronzo | Turd

This is much stronger than the English equivalent and considered to be very vulgar - younger people often use it playfully among friends, but it's best to avoid it unless you're totally sure it would be well-received. The specific connotations vary, but it's often used when someone is arrogant and doesn't care about others.

Cavolo | Cabbage

Sounds harmless? This is one of the safer terms on this list: “Cavolo” is simply a less aggressive way of saying the far more offensive “cazzo”, which translates as "shit". It's similar to English-speakers who replace ruder terms with "sugar" or "fudge".

For example: “Che cavolo vuoi?” (literally: what the cabbage do you want?) The English equivalent would probably be: “What the heck do you want?”

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Rompicoglioni | Ball-breaker

In English we would say a “pain in the neck” or “pain in the ass”. In Italy, however, the anatomy is slightly different and you would say “rompicoglioni”, or "ball-breaker" in English. It comes from the expression: “Rompere i coglioni” (to break someone's balls), which you would use to let someone know that they are really getting on your nerves. For example: "Mi rompi i coglioni!" 

Coglione | Testicle

On the subject of balls, a single “coglione” is used to refer to an idiot. For example: “Tutti in ufficio pensano che sei un coglione!” (Everyone in the office thinks you’re an idiot).

Cesso | Toilet

If you think someone is unattractive in Italy you don’t have to stop at “brutto” (ugly). Literally translating as “toilet”, “cesso” is used to describe someone who is particularly unpleasant to look at. Use with caution.

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Porca miseria | Pig poverty

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This phrase might baffle non-natives. “Porca” does translate as pig - but in this context it is an adjective that is perhaps best translated as "bloody" or "damn", used frequently by hassled Italians. The equivalent would probably be “bloody hell!” But we have to say, this porcine variant has a certain ring to it.

For example: “Porca miseria, it’s freezing out here!”

Porca paletta | Pig spade

Noticing a piggy theme here? If you’re familiar with Italian you’ll know that “paletta” is a spade. Precede it with “porca”, however, and it becomes an exclamation of frustration, similar to “porca miseria”, but milder. Stronger variations include “porca puttana” (porky prostitute) and “porco dio” (porky God). 

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A version of this article was published in May 2015.

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