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The 15 absolute worst things about living in Italy

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The 15 absolute worst things about living in Italy
This is terrible. Honestly. Photo: DepositPhotos
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A British writer based in Rome takes a tongue-in-cheek look at living in Italy. Warning: sarcasm ahead.

You might be under the impression that life in Italy is one endless dream involving change-your-life pizza, handsome strangers and late-night vespa rides through cobbled piazzas.

Do not believe the hype... and definitely don't bother booking a plane ticket. Here are 15 reasons to stay away altogether.

Cheap coffee

While the rest of the world has realized that supersized, syrup-laden coffee with sprinkles, toppings and other calorific additions is the future, Italy is stuck in the old days. Here, coffee comes short, strong and unadulterated by additives and accompaniments. Plus, it costs around €1 – what a rip off.

Taking food seriously

Outside Italy, dining is simple. Fancy a cappuccino after midday? No problem. Want parmesan on your seafood pasta? Sprinkle with wild abandon. Pineapple on pizza? Go wild. Break these sacred food rules in Italy, however, and you'll be committing a mortal sin.

All those ancient ruins lying around

From imposing amphitheatres to grandiose villas and temples, and even the ruins of entire towns, the Bel Paese is littered with ancient sites. Who wants so much history on their doorstep like that?


You could trip over that. Why hasn't anyone cleared all this old stuff away? Photo: Iudovic Marin/AFP

Endless summer holidays

Taking a month-long vacation in August is practically mandatory for Italians and many escape the rat race by heading to the beach for sun, sand and sea on repeat. Sounds exhausting.

Wasting two hours on lunch

Traditional Italian lunches can be a long, drawn-out affair with multiple courses involving platters of cured meats, cooked vegetables and at least one type of pasta.

Even pencil pushers get out the office, forget about work and enjoy a plate of something nutritious. Other countries waste much less time: in Britain, for example, the average lunch break for office workers is an efficient 28 minutes, leaving more time to file those all-important reports.

Too much personal contact

While a handshake, nod or maybe even the briefest moment of eye contact might be the normal greeting for us Brits, Italians are more likely to greet people with a smile, hug or friendly kiss. What are they trying to hide with such open affection?


What's a reserved foreigner to do when confronted with Italy's public displays of affection? Photo: Andreas Solaro/AFP

Sticking to what's in season

Italy's markets are lively, colourful and packed with the freshest fruit and vegetables, much of which is grown locally and often sourced from the same trusted producers year after year. Trouble is, I want strawberries in December and I don't care how many food miles it takes.

Art overdose

Italy's artistic heritage is vast. The Birth of Venus by Botticelli, Da Vinci's Last Supper and Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel are just a few of the thousands of masterpieces on display.

Take care though; overdosing on art can bring on the psychosomatic disorder Florence Syndrome, which results in rapid heartbeat, dizziness and fainting.


Italy's art is so overwhelming it has a syndrome named after it. Photo: AFP

Tinnitus

From drivers honking their horns at every car and pedestrian that happens to cross their path to the local barista shouting out the orders across a crowded bar, Italy is a chaotic place.

After a short period immersed in the pandemonium, though, other countries start to seem incredibly boring. You'll also never be able to queue patiently again.

Too many desserts

Having to choose between gelato, tiramisù, cannoli and panna cotta is just too difficult. And that's before you even begin to think about seasonal specialties like panettone at Christmas, colomba at Easter and bignè di San Giuseppe on Father's Day.

Your waistline will need a miracle, so you'd better start praying now.


So much tiramisù, so little time. Photo: Marco Bertorello/AFP

Unwanted guests

Shortly after any move to Italy, friends and family back home decide they want to experience la dolce vita for themselves – and you're their ticket in. Expect uninvited guests at your door within about six months.

So much natural beauty it's unfair

The landscape of Italy is as varied as it is beautiful. Verdant countryside, steaming hot springs, gorgeous beaches, snow-capped mountain ranges and even fiery volcanoes dazzle visitors and locals alike. Quite frankly, it ruins you for other countries.

Slow food

Italy has (mostly) staved off invasion from the likes of McDonalds, KFC and Burger King, meaning diners have to put up with fast food, Italian style – namely, regional recipes and home cooking in a street food setting. Think panini stuffed with local stews or braised veggies, deep-fried goodies like supplì and arancini, or a slice of simple yet satisfying pizza.

Nice, but we know what you really want is a Big Mac and fries.


Fast food, the Italian way. Photo: Eric Parker/Flickr - CC BY-NC 2.0

An overbooked diary

You might have heard that Italians are friendly, generous and hospitable. I'm sorry to tell you that it's all true. You'll receive so many invitations to stay at people's houses or join their entire family for Sunday lunch, despite having just met half an hour ago. It's literally the worst.

Bureaucracy

OK, now that's actually a real headache. I wouldn't wish an appointment at the questura in mid-August on my worst enemy.

Originally from the UK, Emma Law is a freelance writer and marketing consultant based in Rome. Follow her on Instagram and Twitter.

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